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The Thirsty Lizard Bar & Grill Menu

5838 W Double Adobe Rd, McNeal, AZ

5838 W Double Adobe Rd, McNeal, AZ

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  • COCHISE COUNTY CHOICE CHEESE BURGER.

    COCHISE COUNTY CHOICE CHEESE BURGER

    $5.20+

  • FRIES.

    FRIES

    $4.00+

  • DONKEY BALLS.

    DONKEY BALLS

    $10.00

  • GARLIC-LICKEN' BURGER.

    GARLIC-LICKEN' BURGER

    $8.50+

  • MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER.

    MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER

    $8.50+

  • LIZARD BURGER.

    LIZARD BURGER

    $8.50+


Burgers

COCHISE COUNTY CHOICE CHEESE BURGER

Did you know our Burgers are favorited throughout Cochise County? Try on of our Classic Burgers with your choice of cheese for only $5.20 Add on a Side Show for just $4. Burger Build: Brioche Bun, Shredded Lettuce, hand-pressed Ground Beef Patty, Choice of Cheese and Mayo. #countychoice #burgertime #fivetwozero

$5.20+

COCHISE COUNTY CHOICE CHEESE BURGER.

BIG MOUTH CHEESEBURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef patty topped with your choice of cheese. Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & Pickles on the side.

$8.50

BIG MOUTH CHEESEBURGER.

BLACK WALNUT RAZZ-MA-TAZZ BURGER

Our Tart Wildflower Raspberry Sauce topped with sliced Red Onions, Spinach, and a Blue Cheese-Granola-Nut Crumble. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun.

$8.50+

BLACK WALNUT RAZZ-MA-TAZZ BURGER.

BLACKBERRY BBQ SLAW BURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef patty dipped in our Blackberry Brandy BBQ Sauce served on a Brioche Bun with our Zesty house-made Slaw + Lemon Wedge.

$8.50+

BUFF N JACKED BURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef patty topped with shredded BuffaloChicken, Pepper Jack Cheese and garnished with sliced Jalapeños. Get you some!

$10.00+

BULLSEYE COWBOY BURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef patty with a beer-battered Onion Ring filled our Sweet Honey BBQ sauce, Bacon Crumble and Cheddar Cheese makes this Cowboy Burger a targeted FAN FAVE.

$8.50+

BULLSEYE COWBOY BURGER.

CHEESY EXPLOSION BURGER

How Cheesy can we get? You tell me. This Cheesy Burger is Exploding with Cheesy Goodness. It's layered with Mozzarella, American and Cheddar Cheeses with a Cheddar Cheese Poured over the entire Burger and topped with a house-made Cheddar Cheese Crisp. Add bacon shred to this master piece for a few bucks more. #getcheesy #cheeseexplosion #cheeseme

$8.50+

CHERRY POPPIN’ BURGER

a Cherry Maraschino marinated patty grilled and topped with candied cherries, jalapeño peppers, and our very own spicy Cherry Maraschino Chili Sauce & Mozzarella Cheese. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun.

$8.50+

CHERRY POPPIN’ BURGER.

CHILI-CHEESE BURGER

Chili-Cheese... Yes, Please! Burger Build: Toasted Brioche Bun, local hand-pressed Ground Beef, Bean & Beef Chili with diced Red Onions, and Cheddar Cheese.

$8.50+

DIABLO ARCHANGEL BURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef patty seasoned with Diablo Seasoning and topped with Spicy Whiskey BBQ shredded Chicken and Pepper Jack Cheese and sliced Jalapeños. Garnished with a single Inferno Ball.

$10.00+

DRAGON BURGER

Like the Lizard but feeling spicy? Try The Dragon Burger, made with our Signature Spicy Dragon Sauce, Ghost Jack Cheese melt, fresh Romaine Lettuce and sliced Red Onions. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun and garnished with a fried Inferno Ball. #fireitup #getspicy #dragonstyle

$8.50+

ELVIS PB CRUNCH BURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef grilled with peanut-butter, bacon-bits and crispy banana chips. Served on a toasted Brioche bun.

$8.50+

FRENCH ONION BURGER

Local hand-partied ground beef patty & hard-grilled red onions cooked in Au Jus and topped with melted Provolone Cheese and French Onion Crispies.

$8.50+

FRENCH ONION BURGER.

FRONTIER BURGER

A Lizard Classsic. Feeling like the real Wild West out on the Frontier again? This burger is for you. Burger Build: Toasted Brioche Bun, local hand-pressed Ground Beef, Grilled Red Onion, Mushrooms, and Anaheim Peppers topped with our house-made Pepper Jack Cheese.

$8.50+

GARLIC-LICKEN' BURGER

One of our Top Selling Burger!! Calling all Garlic Lovers... The Brewpub Garlic Licken' Burger is layered with exploding with garlic flavors and mozzarella cheese. Burger Build: Toasted Brioche Bun, local hand-pressed Ground Beef seasoned with our BrewPub Garlic Spice Blend and topped with grilled diced Red Onions and smashed Garlic Cloves, our favorited Garlic-Licken' Sauce, and a Mozzarella Cheese Melt. Garnished with fried garlic cloves.

$8.50+

GARLIC-LICKEN' BURGER.

HEIDI-HO BURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef patty with a beer-battered Onion Ring filled with our Sweet Honey BBQ sauce, Bacon Crumble and Pepper Jack Cheese. She’s a Spicy One!

$8.50+

LIZARD BURGER

Made with our Secret Signature Sauce, the Lizard Burger is unlike any other burger you have tried. Burger Build: Brioche Bun, hand-pressed local ground beef, our signature Lizard Sauce with American Cheese melt and Cotija Cheese sprinkle, fresh Romaine Lettuce and sliced Tomato. Served with a crispy Lizard Tail on top.

$8.50+

LIZARD BURGER.

MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER

A FAN FAVE! This Mushroom Swiss is pure bliss. It's loaded with seasoned & grilled whole Mushrooms & melted Swiss Cheese. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun with Mayo & Tomato.

$8.50+

MUSHROOM SWISS BURGER.

PEANUT-BUTTER BACON CHEDDAR PICKLE BURGER

UNAMI OVERLOAD! Peanutbutter, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, and Pickles on top of our local hand-pressed ground beef patty. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun.

$8.50+

PEANUT-BUTTER BACON CHEDDAR PICKLE BURGER.

PINEAPPLE TERIYAKI BURGER

Fresh Grilled Pineapple with Teriyaki Sauce & sliced Red Onion. Served on toasted Brioche Bun.

$8.50+

PIZZA MARINARA BURGER

Pizza, Pasta, Burger... All in one! Burger Build: Toasted Brioche Bun, local hand-pressed Ground Beef, Zesty Marinara Sauce, Pepperoni & melted Mozzarella Cheese.

$8.50+

PRINCE CAESAR

Lettuce Blend tossed in our House Caesar Dressing with Cotija Cheese, sliced Red Onion & Tomato served on a toasted Brioche Bun.

$8.50+

SHITTY & SWISS BLISS

Local hand-pressed ground beef patty seasoned with our house blend of ‘Shitty Seasonings’, made by Big Cock Ranch, melted Swiss Cheese on a bed of shredded lettuce and tomato. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun.

$8.50+

SHITTY & SWISS BLISS.

SOUTHWEST BURGER

A Taste of the SouthWest! Burger Build: Toasted Brioche Bun, Shredded Lettuce, hand-pressed local ground Beef, American Cheese, House-made Salsa, Cotija Cheese and Tortilla Strips. Garnished with sliced Jalapeño.

$8.50+

SPICY HONEY MUSTARD BURGER

Grilled Red Onions & Green Bell Peppers mixed with our Sweet & SPICY Honey Mustard BBQ Sauce and PepperJack Cheese. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun Bun

$8.50+

THE AL BURGER

Local hand-pressed ground beef with loads of fried Garlic and a whole grilled Anaheim Pepper. Served on a toasted Brioche Bun.

$8.50+


Sandwiches

GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH

Grilled Chicken Breast served with our BOOM Sauce, shredded lettuce & Red Onion.

$8.00

CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH

Beaten’ and Fried Chicken. Served on Brioche Bun with Mayo and Pickles.

$9.00

HOT DAWGS

Nathans Hot Dogs in a variety of styles.

$6.00+

DOUBLE GRILLED CHEESE

Grilled Cheese Sandwich made with Texas Toast, American Cheese + your Choice of Extra Cheese! Try adding Turkey or Bacon with mayo for $4 more.

$8.00+

DOUBLE GRILLED CHEESE.

B.L.T.’s

Crumbled Bacon, shredded Lettuce, diced Tomatoes on Texas Toast with mayo or switch it up and try the BLT Lizard or Dragon Style!

$8.00+

FISH SANDWICH

Beer-battered and Fried Cod topped with your choice of our house Slaw & BOOM Sauce, Ceasar-style, or just with Lettuce, Pickle Red Onion & Tartar Sauce. Served a toasted hoagie roll with a small side of house slaw.

$12.00

PHILLY

Seasoned and Grilled Red Onions, B=Green Bell Peppers and Mushrooms folded into our tender shredded Prime Philly Steak with melted Mozzarella and Provolone Cheeses. Served on a garlic-toasted Hoagie Roll with cheese spread… Is your mouth watering yet?

$12.00+

FRENCH DIP

Marinated Prime Steak shredded and mixed with hard-grilled onions simmered in Au Jus and topped with melted Provolone Cheese and French Onion Crispies. Served on a toasted Long Roll.

$12.00+


Salads

SIDE SALAD

$4.00

SOUTHERN DESERT SLAW

$4.00

GARDEN SALAD

Tri-blend Lettuce & Cabbage Mix topped with shredded carrots, cherry tomatoes, green peppers, red onions, shredded cheddar cheese and restaurant-style croutons. Choice of Dressing on the side.

$12.50

PITT-STYLE SALAD

$24.50

DESERT CAESAR SALAD

Trid-blend Lettuce & Cabbage mixed with our creamy house-made Caesar Dressing and topped with shredded carrots, peptic seeds and cotija cheese.

$12.50

TACO SALAD

$13.00

CHEESY GREENS N' CROUTONS

A Tai-blend mix of Greens, shredded Carrots, Cherry-Tomatoes, Double-Cheddar & Mozzarella Cheeses and a plentiful amount of Restaurant-Style Croutons. Served with Buttermilk Ranch Dressing.

$12.50

BERRY-UP CRUNCH SALAD

A Tai-blend mix of Greens topped with a mixed Walnut-Honey-Oat Granola, Sunflower Seeds, Dried Cranberries, Raisins, Fresh Blueberries and Blue-Cheese Crumbles. Served with a delicious Walnut Raspberry Dressing.

$12.50

BERRY-UP CRUNCH SALAD.

TROPICAL SALAD

A Tri-blend mix of Greens with fresh Red Onions, Pineapple and a mixed Walnut-Honey-Oat Granola. Served with a Pineapple Teriyaki Dressing. Fantastic with Grilled Chicken!

$12.50

DRAGON SALAD

A Tri-blend mix of Greens, shredded Carrots, Red Onions, Pepita Seeds, GhostJack Cheese and Tri-Color Tortilla Stirps. Served with Inferno Balls and our Signature Spicy Dragon Sauce.

$14.00

LIZARD SALAD

A Tri-blend of Greens, shredded Carrots, Cherry-Tomatoes, Pepita Seeds, Cojita cheese and Try-Color Strips. Served with Lizard Tails and our Signature Lizard Sauce

$14.00

LIZARD SALAD.

FRONTIER WAGON SALAD

A Tri-blend mix of Greens, shredded Carrots, freshly cut Red Onions & Mushrooms, Roasted Anaheim Peppers, Pepita Seeds and Pepper Jack Cheese. Served with Choice of Dressing.

$13.00

CHILI_CHEESE SALAD

Shredded Romaine Lettuce topped with Chili with Beans and Seasoned Ground Beef, Shredded Cheddar Cheese, and Red Onions. Served with a side of Sour Cream and Salt Crackers.

$13.00

CHILI_CHEESE SALAD.

Tacos

BEAN N' CHEDDAR TACOS

$10.00

BEAN N' CHEDDAR TACOS.

BEEF N’ CHEDDAR TACOS

(3) Seasoned ground-beef tacos. Served with shredded lettuce, diced onion, cilantro, lime and salsa.

$10.00

BEEF N’ CHEDDAR TACOS.

CARIBBEAN LIME CHICKEN TACO

(3) Seasoned, Grilled and Shredded Chicken with our Caribbean Lime Sauce and grilled whole Garlic Cloves. Served with side of shredded lettuce, diced onions, cilantro and a side verde salsa.

$10.00

CARIBBEAN LIME CHICKEN TACO.

SHRIMP N' SLAW TACOS (2)

$10.00

SHRIMP N' SLAW TACOS (2).

FISH TACOS (2)

$10.00

FISH TACOS (2).

Dave's Famous Balls

DONKEY BALLS

$10.00

DONKEY BALLS.

PORKIN’ BALLS

$10.00

GOBBLIN’ BALLS

$10.00

GIDGET BALLS

$10.00

VEGGIE BALLS

$10.00

HOT DRIPPIN’ BALLS

$10.00

DOUBLE-FIRE BALLS

$10.00


Munchies

GREENS

$4.00

FRIES

Crinkle-Cut French Fries.

$4.00+

FRIES.

TATER TOTS

$4.00+

TATER TOTS.

O-RINGS

$5.00+

SWEET POTATO FF

$5.00+

HUSH PUPPIES

$5.00+

LIZARD TAILS

$5.00+

LIZARD TAILS.

CHIPS n' SALSA

$5.00+

CHEESE STICKS (5)

$10.00

SPRING ROLLS (5)

$10.00

BB_MUSHROOMS

6-8 Jumbo-sized Beer-Battered Mushrooms. Served with Ranch Dipping Sauce.

$10.00

BB_MUSHROOMS.

GARLIC BREAD SKEWERS (3)

$10.00

RING OF FIRE (inferno)

(6-8) STUFFED HABANERO PEPPERS WITH GHOST CHEESE, THEN BEER-BATTERED AND DEEP FRIED. Served with Habanero Ranch.

$10.00

BUFF BB_ SHRIMP (4pc)

(4) JUMBO SHRIMP, BEER-BATTERED AND DEEP FRIED, THEN DUNKED IN OUR HOUSE BUFFALO SAUCE!

$10.00

BB_CHICKEN BITES (8)

Beer-Battered Chicken Bites. Served with choice of dipping sauce.

$10.00+

LOADED

$10.00+

X-SAUCE OTS

$0.00+


Sides

SIDE FRY

$4.00

SIDE O-RING

$4.00

SIDE TOT

$4.00

SIDE SALAD

$4.00

SIDE SLAW

$4.00


Chicken

CHICKEN STRIP (1)

$4.00

MESSY WINGS

$1.50+

MESSY WINGS.

DRY-RUB WINGS

$1.00+

DRY-RUB WINGS.

X-SAUCE OTS

$0.00+

MUSHROOM SWISS CHICKEN DINNER

Sautéed Mushrooms, Onions and Fresh Garlic Cloves over white rice with grilled chicken breast and melted Swiss cheese.

$16.50

FRONTIER CHICKEN DINNER

Seasoned and Grilled Chicken Breast with sauteed Red Onions, Peppers and Mushrooms smothered with PepperJack Cheese, served atop streamed white rice.

$16.50

PINEAPPLE TERIYAKI CHICKEN DINNER

Grilled Pineapple and Red Onions atop white rice, Grilled Chicken Breast and sweet Teriyaki Sauce.

$16.50


Seafood

SHRIMP COCKTAIL (7pc)

$12.00

BB_ SHRIMP (6pc)

$12.00

BUFF BB_ SHRIMP (4pc)

(4) JUMBO SHRIMP, BEER-BATTERED AND DEEP FRIED, THEN DUNKED IN OUR HOUSE BUFFALO SAUCE!

$10.00

COCONUT SHRIMP (7pc)

$12.00

FISH TACOS (2)

$10.00

FISH TACOS (2).

SHRIMP N' SLAW TACOS (2)

$10.00

SHRIMP N' SLAW TACOS (2).

FISH SANDWICH

Beer-battered and Fried Cod topped with your choice of our house Slaw & BOOM Sauce, Ceasar-style, or just with Lettuce, Pickle Red Onion & Tartar Sauce. Served a toasted hoagie roll with a small side of house slaw.

$12.00

FISH DINNER (2pc)

(2) 4oz COD Filets [Beer-Battered, Crispy Lemon Batter, or Grilled] Served with house-made slaw and fresh fried potato chips*. Served with Tartar Sauce and Lemon on the side.

$18.00

COMBO MEAL

$30.00+


Dog Menu

PUP-CUP

Whipped Creamies

$1.00+

BEEFY YUM-YUMS

Grilled Beef Patty, Unseasoned

$4.00+

CHIMKENS

Grilled Chicken Breast (Plain)

$4.00

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